Crate Debate Rules - brought to you by Man's Club
The much anticipated moot is:
"That brash deserves the bash", side to be decided
by toss of a coin before the debate.
As for the rules and who adjudicates it is as
follows:
* Speeches will be 7-9 minutes, replies 3-5
* To be eligible to win the debate the team
debating must have completed their crate by the
end of the replies (there is no need for
proportional drinking, ie Nick can drink half the
crate and Jono and Will a quarter each)
* In the very unlikely event that neither team
achieves this then the stalemate is to be broken
by the teams having a boat race through the rest
of their crate to decide the winner. (a boat race
is where one person skulls as much as they can and
when they stop the next person picks up where they
left off until it is all completed)
Now to make sure all are involved in the
festivities this is how the adjudication panel
will be selected:
* All in attendance will be allocated/choose a
group of three to be in.
* Each group of three has one dozen (not a crate as
we want even a group of three with the drinking
ability of pee wee herman to finish in the time of
the debate) allocated to them. The group of three
to FIRST complete their dozen are to be the
adjudication panel. Beer must be the drink sorry,
as even though other types of alcohol may have the
same amount of standard drinks, less fluid
required to be consumed would reuslt in a loss of
parity. [Oh Jono, your dedication to equality
is admirable.]
* When your group of three completes Their dozen,
even if mid speech they are required to yell as a
sign of completion “DRUNKO” (a very cheap
impersonation of bingo)
Any queries to Jono at jono.willis@xtra.co.nz
Posted 17:34
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